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Me scurvy crew has left me high & dry, chasing after that black hearted scoundrel Cap'n Jack ,
(and me thought he cared fer me!). I be lookin' to hire me on a new crew at me next port o' call.
If ye be lookin fer adventure, danger and a bag full of sparklin' gold and gems a plenty, maybe this be the ideal employment fer ye! No experience needed. Great potential fer advancement!
Call and ask fer Flintlock Fonda aka "The Scourge of the Sea"!