This...is American Idol!
Welcome your host...Ryan Seacrest!
Hello everybody and welcome to a highly unusual and unprecedented
"Final Performance and Results Show". And here are your judges America...
...Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler!!!
Randy Jackson refused to appear tonight when he found out that no one, I repeat no one is singing pitchy, thus rendering him speechless at comment time!
Let's get this program started America. First up a special guest performance by that very elusive but sought after performer...
A performance to remember!
Next, the much anticipated Group Performance of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know".
Next the "Group Performance" of that Michael Jackson classic, "Beat It"!
Remember you have 15 minutes to vote for your favorite after the end of tonight's presentation.
Now for the part of the show you've all been waiting for,
The Final Performances America.
To vote for Danii call
To vote for Jett call
What can I say, you rock!!!
To vote for Merrill dial
To vote for Shea call
To vote for Asher dial
To vote for Jordin call
To vote for Pace dial
JLo loves that Eenie, meenie, miney, mo lova!
To vote for Lauren call
To vote for Rex dial
Listen man, if you don't win this you can open for Aerosmith. That's a promise!
To vote for Tuff call
Let me tell ya, that was like a #%* in a @#!** going #%*!!!
To vote for Kamryn call
To vote for Katie dial
To vote for Korbi dial
That concludes the performance part of the show,
you now have 15 minutes to vote for your favorite idol America!
Six phone numbers were posted for the contestants and their families to call in and vote (thanks to friends & family!). The dad's (who weren't here) were also given these numbers and a dialing frenzy began!
While the votes were being tallied and certificates printed everyone enjoyed a Miniature Feast.
Appetizers, finger foods and mini bites were served on tiny little plates with mini silverware.
Mini corndogs, quesadillas, and Arancini (Italian rice balls).
Mini Grilled Cheese Sandwiches & Tomato and Basil Soup Shooters
Herbed French Fries and a Shooter of Ketchup
Mini Caprese Salad
Chocolate Philly Cream Cheese with a mini Lorna Doone Cookie and Raspberry
Bite sized Brownie and a mini scoop of Ice Cream with Hot Fudge
Cupcakes with mini Microphones
Grandma Homey, the biggest fan!
It's Time to dim the lights and here we go America.
After an unprecedented 367 votes I can now tell you, that everyone is a winner!
but, still going home in no particular order...
Everyone got an American Idol goody box...
...certificate and blue ribbon.
...and your final two America,
Kamryn & Pace!
Dim the lights and here we go again America.
You're new American Idol is....
Congratulations Pacer Bug!
Download Pace's new single "Eenie Meenie" now on Eye Tunes
and watch for his upcoming tour later this Summer.
For all the winners throughout the week I had a Million Dollar Prize
which was a bag of snack size 100 Grand bars with this header:
American Idol Certificate