We are family! I've got all my cousins with me!
Oh, that's not how it goes! Whatever!
It's time once again for the famous (or infamous) Grant Brown Family Reunion! This year hosted by the fabulous Jimmy Brown Family! Brought to you not from New York like you were expecting, but from our studios in Milligan Valley!
For your viewing pleasure, first up...
...Dirt Bike Trick Riders...
...Movie Stars (you can tell by the shades!)...
...the ever present paparrazi...
...Hollywood "Swingers"...
...aerial act...
...sharp shooters...
...wild animal acts...
including the trained caterpillar, who did a great job until one of
the boards of his enclosure fell on him...
...but don't worry folks, his trainers say he's OK, he's still moving but there is pooh coming out of his mouth and his bottom! Well, needless to say he won't be able to finish his final act!
Our show will also feature sports legends...
amazing dancers and agile gymnasts...
and a bevy of beautiful people...
Now for the acts you've been waiting all night for. First up the cheerleaders...
The Spartan Cheerleaders of course!!!
What's that music I hear wafting through the studio?!!
It's "Soul Man"! That can only mean one thing. It's those fabulous....
Blues Brothers!!!
The very amusing and highly professional
Peyton Manning Locker Room Pep Talk Skit
And we'll finish off our show tonight with some extremely entertaining
skits whose titles I never knew or I can't remember!
And that's the show for tonight America! Until next year...
when we'll be once again "Live from Milligan Valley"...
"Guess what, folks? That's the news, and I am outta here!"
Night, night! Sleep tight!
Gramma Luvlee
